"NO SALE,", SAYS SIMPLE SIMON

Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair.
Said Simon to the pieman....

"Your goods I can not share."

"The pies are rich, I chose to switch to low-fat stuff instead,
I'm now astue, I'll eat some fruit, and wholesome whole grian bread."

"I'll make a fuss, 'bout 'sparagus, and protein on my plate.
I now can say, last Saturday, I reached a healthy weight."

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