The police chief, named Horace, a navy blue horse,
Told Bungle, one day, in a voice loud and coarse--

"You never should call the police on the phone,
To help solve those problems best fixed on your own.

We're usually terribly busy," he said.
"You always must count on yourself, sir, instead.
Except on occasions you really need help.
Now, those are the times you should call us and yelp."