Legal Immigrant Hoedown, Slowdown
To the music of Turkey in the Straw
Sob at your partners,
Complain to your neighbors
Oh, you want to be a resident, in good old U.S. A,
But the immigration system’s really good at long delay,
You’re a friendly legal applicant, so take a hearty bow.
You must mark your time, while they say …NOT NOW.
Doe se Doe and circle to the left.
Doe Se Doe and circle to the right.
I know it’s really hard .. keep a hopeful smile,
‘Cause immigration slowwwww, you'll be waitin' awhile.
Except if you 're illegal, it’s a process really fast,
They will sneak across the border , and their stay will last.
So promenade left and swing to the right,
We see illegals everywhere, a common sight.
And Allemande left, now do it real slow
Then Doe Se Doe, how stressed you’ll grow,
While waitin’ and waitin’ and waitin’ too long,
You know at immigration, somethin’s terribly wrong.
Now you Grand Right and left, while payin’ quite a lot,
To them greedy lawyers taking all you’ve got.
So allemande left and allemande right.
Just keep allemandin’ , through this miserable plight.
Swing your partner both left and right,
And keep on swingin’ keep it up all night.
And the next night after, and the one after that,
By time they answer, you’ll be laid out flat.
We’re a country made of immigrants, that's what we say we are,
Except for
legal applicants we’ll raise the bar.
We’ll put you through the ringer, and it’s likely to be true,
For illegals it’s easy but it’s rough for you.
Ya all Circle left and circle to the right.
Keep on circlin’ keep it up all night.
Oh Circle in circles don’t let time lapse,
Just keep on circlin’ ‘till ya all collapse.
