THE STATE OF THE UNION HOEDOWN,LOW-DOWN-
to the music of TURKEY IN THE STRAW

 

Cry to your partners,
Squeal to your neighbors...               

Oh, Obama’s fixing health care, he'll be sure to take a bow,
He’s a changin’ the system, ‘and we don’t know  how.

 So skip  to your doctor, you should do it very soon.
‘Cause after reform we’ll sing’ a  different tune.

 

Doe se doe, and circle to the right, 
Doe se doe, we’ll keep dancin’ all night.
‘Cause he’s fixin’  that health care, allemande left, 
When he’s done, you betcha, we’ll all be bereft.

Oh Obama’s sending soldiers , off to fight in foreign parts,
We hope  it doesn’t fail before  it starts.
We’ll go police the planet, with democracy to spread.
So allemande right, they’ll choose autocracy instead.

Do se do, and circle to the right, 
Doe se doe, we’ll keep dancin’ all night.
‘While he’s fixin’  the world  swing your
partner to the right, 
There  will always be a war, I bet , we’ll fight.

 

Oh skip to the middle, the economy is bad.
We're bound to loose our money, every cent we had.

Now back from the  middle , ain't living such fun.
And grand right and left before we’re all undone.

Doe se doe, and circle to the right,
  Doe se doe, we’ll keep dancin’ all night.
‘The Economy stinks, so allemande left, 
The way it’s all going, we’ll resort to theft… 

 

Well Obama’s really tryin’ I will say in his defense
He's .. a' doin' his best facing tough events
So we'll give him lots of credit, all the credit he is due,
An impossible job--SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW???

 

Ya'  all swing your partners and circle to the right.
Continue circlin' , holdin' on for dear life.

Oh circle to the left, don’t let time lapse,
Just keep on circlin’ ‘till we all collapse.

 

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