Lyrics

I'll take the modem and the router too,
Attach them together with a cable blue,
I'll carry them both, take them way down the hall,
And pray that the signal comes strong through the wall.

I'll look for a mouse, a widget, and a wii,
Find some ports which will handle all three.
I'll boot the computer, click an icon or two.
And cry when the error message comes into view.

The computer age means its time to have fun,
With frustration mounting for most everyone.
With words that people don't understand.
Confusion setting in, quite out of hand.

Your computer session now is done for today.
You click on shut down and feel such dismay.
You'll pound your head on the key board and shout,
When a message appears that you can't log out.

I sit in shock, and I get no doubt,
I haven't a clue what I'm talkng about.

I sit in shock, and I get no doubt,
I haven't a clue what I'm talkng about.