Roger D. Rummage, a guy of the times,
Walks daily through sewers, while singing some rhymes.
You'd think this guy Roger ,is , maybe ,quite lazy;
Perhaps you'd decide what he's doing is crazy.
NOT TRUE! He's a plumber, who tries to prevent,
All filth backing up, that's the work of this gent.
And as he is doing this,Roger sings rhymes.
This Roger D. Rummage, a guy of the times.
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He'll then return home from his day on the job,
And promptly shines sparkling, on doors, EVERY KNOB.
Is it strange, do you think, all the things that he'll do?
Please note, he's allowed just like me and like you.
To choose his own lifestyle, odd it may be.
He's decent--no harm comes to you, him or me.