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assignment  you just wrote a geneology of  the family name garrideb how would you  sell it to all people in the world that bear that family name write a letter of  advertising your work dear  mr nathan garrideb I have exciting news for you and fellow garridebs  as you may already know extensive work has been done throughout the world and beyond on a project relating to your garrideb family name now our new book the universal book of  the garridebs is about to be published and it includes individual garridebs who immigrated to the new world between the l5th and early 20th centuries think of it  several centuries of garridebs all in one comfortable book one of the early garridebs we found came to new york city in l550 his name was sherlock like thousands of others he sought a better life for himself in this land of opportunity arriving with  nothing more than mud on his boots he proceeded to amass a fortune by converting horse manure into pottery this is only one example to whet your appetite like all other garridebs  before and after sherlock garrideb was a visionary he worked from morning to morning to achieve his many lofty goals if you want to know what else he envisioned buy the book sherlock or any of the other garridebs who are documented in this new book may be the sole reason you live here today thank goodness for sherlock and any of the other garridebs  this hardtofind garrideb immigration information was obtained from reference books indexing ships' passenger lists genealogical registers and other official records staff at the library of congress and the united states national archives graciously helped by devoting a good portion of their workdays and in many cases overtime in this inspirational and exhaustive search for the garrideb historical genealogy in addition to information about sherlock and these other early garrideb settlers you'll also be provided with an international directory of virtually every garrideb household with addresses living in cities villages towns hamlets billabogs creeks and swamps you nathan garrideb are listed in this section of the book  it has been our goal to locate as many garridebs as possible and we are not through yet we shall devote more exhaustive time to find even more garridebs around the globe and beyond there are now over 65 households bearing the garrideb name in the united states and in other places  including the  arctic suburbs  there must be more this has been an enormous project  using a sophisticated computer network more than 170 million records were searched worldwide to provide you with this neverbeforepublished garrideb international registry an exclusive feature of  the universal book of the garridebs is our insert picture of the garrideb family crest you will note the many unique symbols which are examined and described as to origin and meaning the cupcakes for example means that the garridebs come from a long line of gourmands the dandelions signify a family history of weed enthusiasts although we are not sure of the symbolism of the horses it might relate to some sort of horse peddling or thieving industry traced back to gregor garrideb and his brother yankee doodle garrideb who lived in a mountainous region approximately l339 this symbol might have even inspireds sherlock garrideb in his chosen money making craft this unique publication also covers information about the origin and meaning of names genealogy and heraldry in general though we couldn't locate a garrideb in king arthur's court since we did not search that far back we have no doubt that there were members of the knights in shining armor who were proudasyoucanbe garridebs defending the king and young maidenhood you'll even find exciting details about how you can search for your garrideb ancestry trace your family tree locate your family members worldwide and learn even more about your family's origin  to my knowledge this remarkable collection of valuable information is available only in the world book of the garridebs please note however that this first addition might be the only printing of the garrideb book of course if the demand is heavy and we expect it will be there may be multiple publications but just in case act now i am writing to all the garrideb families listed in the garrideb international registry at this time in order to keep publication costs low and therefore enable every family to save money on this important book you must order now even before this book is put on the table it is calling your name garrideb you risk nothing reserve your copies and send no money now examine your book for l5 days share it with your family there is no doubt in my mind that even if you only peruse the volume you will be convinced that this is a must for every garrideb household  order blank below
the universal book of the garridebs i am ordering please circle 80 70 60 other_____ copies of this momentous addition to my library please send by express mail since I cannot wait to see it___copies at 109 per copy ==____ copies subtotal ______postage and handling 141 per copy= ______insurance 246 per pound = ______ additional insurance 123 per pound = ______lighting fee 459 = ______