Was Princess Mireleh excited about this idea? What do you think?
"I need this like a loch in kop," she bellowed and started to nudge her mother about it.
"Oh mama,--tateh is going to wear some ridiculous shmatah and look like a shlump. With my mazel, he will fall on the food table and end up with shmutz all over his face." I know I will platz. I will be sitting on shpilkes every second."