"NO SALE,", SAYS SIMPLE SIMON

Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair.
Said Simon to the pieman....
"Your goods I can not share."

"The pies are rich, I chose to switch tolow-fat stuff instead
I'm now astute, I'll eat some fruit,
And wholesome whole grain bread."

"I'll make a fuss, 'bout 'sparagus, and protein on my plate.
I now can say, last Saturday,
I reached a healthy weight."

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