LOSING YOUR NOSE OVER
QUEEN HEARTBEAT

(Any similarity of any person you know or know of to
Queen Heartbeat is purely coincidental)

"THE NOSE OF THIS VICTIM, IT'S GOT TO COME OFF!"

And why??? 'cause it's clogged. And it
>>>>>>causes a cough! <<<<<<

.

Or some other reason, she'll think one up quick....
That belly protrudes, someone's neck is too thick

Too often there isn't a reason at all,
Her whims of the moment cause noses to fall.

And that's not the only thing giving you strife.
Along with your nose you will give up your life.

SO PLEASE! Keep your distance, you'd better
................................................................concur ...

Or the place that you ARE will become where you WERE!!

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Queen Heartbeat is a controller which is a euphemism for bully. She absolutely insists that everything be done her way.

NO EXCEPTIONS EVER!

The penalty for any disobedience is loss of nose,
followed by loss of life.

Adding to the problem , she really is not always sure what she wants or wants done and when she is sure, she doesn't remember just what that IS .... IS... and when she is sure and does remember, she often doesn't tell anybody. And so--her controllees (aka victims) either don't know what to do, exactly, or they don't know in time, or both.

 

MORE CLEARLY PUT:

 

Queen Heartbeat is not always sure she knows what she wants or what she wants done, or knows what she does not want, or what she does not want done, and when she does know, she most likely neither remembers what she wants or what she wants done, or what she does not want, or what she does not want done, nor is she likely to remember who isn't doing what she wants done, or who is doing what she does not want done, nor does she usually remember which noses were commanded severed or when and in which order, because they didn't do what she wanted done, or they did do what she did not want done, because they didn't know or remember what any of that was , and Queen Heartbeat didn't know what that was either or she didn't remember anymore.

 

GOOD!

THAT'S STRAIGHTENED OUT!!!

Unfortunately, in her wild and frustrated raging, she not infrequently orders the wrong noses cut off, and really--

THAT'S NOT AT ALL NICE.

Most of us can agree on that point!

However, her husband, the King, (who doesn't rule Dzitzel because he doesn't dare, but does meekly, very meekly, make suggestions from time to time) in an ardent desire to prevent the further spread of chaos , volunteered a partial solution. One night he had a dream about the French Revolution and came up with a brilliant plan. He suggested to Queen that she knit the names of those who she determined to be denosed into a long scarf. Then she would only have to remember why the names were placed there (that is, if there was a reason.) He even provided her with some knitting needles because King is always prepared, and he'd better be so. GUESS WHY!

 

So now, Queen Hearbeat knits names into an ever growing scarf so that there is no longer a problem with the WRONG nose going off for any or no reason, which occasionally or always happens, or used to happen.

NONETHELESS, A PROBLEM STILL EXISTS:

 

No one, not even Queen Heartbeat , knows for sure if any nose, give or take a nostril or two, came off, and any lives, give or take one or the other, were expelled from Dzitzel and the surrounding planet for a:

 

l.justifiable or justifieble or justifi-ible ( you can test 'o' or 'u' or sometimes 'y' all on your own) reason.

2.unjustifiable or unjustifieble or unjustifi-ible ( you can test 'o' or 'u' or sometimes 'y' all on your own) reason.

3. there actually was a reason--

or

contrarywise, no reason in the first place.

 

TO SUM UP-- there is one small problem remaining.

 

Although....

Because of her knitting , Queen Heartbeat will know,
Which nose of what person is going to go...

.

We still don't always know for sure WHY these noses will or have already come off, followed by loss of ........??,,,,,!!!!!

Nobody seems to know for sure, and frequently, not Queen too, -- because she doesn't always remember even when she knew in the first place--(once again if there was a reason to begin with.)

 

IS THERE A POSSIBLE SOLUTION TO THIS REMAINING PROBLEM?

NOPE, ABSOLUTELY NONE!

OH DEAR!!!

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I see that you're hiding behind a big rock,
'a cringin, ' a sweatin, 'a shaken, in shock.

I guess Queen's the reason, its probably right,
You're playing it cautiously, hide --day and night.

But Queen's not the only one acting this way,
In life there are many who'll bellow and bray,

And act like a monarch, high up on a throne.
The rights of all others to this one unknown.

Perhaps in the future we'll sit in the sun,
The bully's behavior is squelched and is done.

I hope this time comes and I do want to say,
That bullies should never behave in this way.

Afterall.....

If leaders let noses and human life fall.
They'll end up the rulers of no one at all!

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